Saturday, September 29, 2007

Satchel's Protest



Okay, I'm just a wee bit upset with Dad.
He bought me the book "Sailor" and read it to me last night.
It's a kid's book, mind you.
Worse, it's about a Newfie who doesn't swim until he has to do something heroic, blah, blah, blah.
Of course, he bought it for me because I too don't like to swim so I can only conclude he's making a point to make fun of me. (Andrew liked it but that's a whole other story.)
Not funny.
Please send your protests to this blog and, if you know a good attorney, please let me know.

Satchie





From the Tidespoint, Newfoundland website:

"Sailor is a very unusual Newfoundland dog -- he's afraid of the water! This brings a lot of scorn for Sailor, which also rubs off on his owner, six-year-old Ike, who tries a variety of methods to entice Sailor into the water. Everything fails until one Spring day Ike follows a group of other boys onto the ice. When Ike falls in, Sailor overcomes his fear and saves him. After this Sailor is no longer called a hangashore, but is the town hero.

This is the second collaboration of Cathy Simpson and Joanne Snook-Hann. Their first book, There Are No Polar Bears Here! is now into its third printing."

"This simple, loving tale of a boy and his dog will charm small children everywhere with its lovely illustrations and authentic Newfoundland flavour."


--The Evening Telegram
"Snook-Hann's wonderful illustrations will delight toddlers and preschoolers; Simpson's expert story-telling techniques will attract primary and elementary school children. This charming book will capture a wide audience."

-- The Newfoundland Herald

Friday, September 28, 2007

She Is Free


When The Angels Fall


When the angels fall
Shadows on the wall
In the thunder’s call
Something haunts us all
When the angels fall

Take your father’s cross
Gently from the wall
A shadow still remaining
See the churches fall
In mighty arcs of sound
And all that they’re containing

Yet all the ragged souls
Of all the ragged men
Looking for their lost homes
Shuffle to the ruins
From the leveled plain
To search among the tombstones

When the angels fall
Shadows on the wall
In the thunder’s call
Something haunts us all
When the angels fall

These are my feet
These are my hands
These are my children
And this is my demand
Bring down the angels
Cast them from my sight
I never want to see
A million suns at midnight

Your hands are empty
The streets are empty
You can’t control us
You can’t control us anymore

When the angels fall
When the angels fall

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

A Newfound Prayer For Grandma



A Newfound Prayer
(Patti Smith)

Child with heart so raven wild
I have known you well
I have guarded you in sleep
and with the morning bell
we would tramp the blessed field
ramble through the pine
all my loyalty was yours
all your joys were mine

We would camp upon the bank
to watch the sails that sped
I would offer you my back
to rest your dreaming head
all of our adventures
in existence but a sigh
moccasins as silent
as arrows in the sky

In nature is a song
that from the spirit flows
from the wild I came
to the wild I will go
and grant I meet you there
when time will turn to air
to shepherd you in heaven
this is my newfound prayer.

* * * * *


Grandma, we will always be there for you.

Satchel & Andrew

Friday, September 21, 2007

Grandma Charlotte


Grandma Charlotte left today.
The gates to Heaven were opened wide today.
I loved her more than I know how to express.
She was the most loving, caring, kind and generous person I've ever known.
I can't believe she won't be here anymore.

"If a prayer today is spoken
Please offer it for me
When the bridge to Heaven is broken
And you're lost on the wild, wild sea
Lost on the wild, wild sea."


May the blessed Mary of the Angels wrap you in her cloak of peace.



Satchie

Monday, September 17, 2007

Crash Test Newfies

Okay, back to some fun; there's plenty of time to scold the GGNRA and the National Park Service.
So here's a video of my buddy Gizmo. He lives in Canada where Park-service nonsense doesn't exist.
This video captures everything you need to know about a Newfie; as Lord Byron said, ""Beauty without vanity, courage without ferocity, strength without insolence, and all the virtues of Man without his vices."
Gizzy's a star now and I'm glad he's my buddy.

Satchie.

Saturday, September 15, 2007

Proof That The GGNRA Is Acting Illegally




Okay, some of you wanted evidence that the GGNRA's alleged "emergency" in closing off portions of Crisy Field and Ocean Beach is illegal. Putting aside the government's disclaimer of any "emergency" before Judge Alsup (do ya think they was lyin?), here is the proof (just sitting there in the pudding).

The following are excerpts from U.C. Berkeley biolgist Megan Warren's May 7, 2007 study entitled, "Recreation Disturbance Does Not Change Feeding Behavior of the Western Snowy Plover":


“The Western Snowy Plover (Charadrius alexandrinus nivosus) is a small shorebird
that has many scattered wintering populations along the Pacific Coast of the United States, including several in the Bay Area. This species has been listed as threatened since 1993 under the federal Endangered Species Act of 1973. For this study I measured disturbance rates, types, plover responses and feeding time in three different sites in the San Francisco Bay Area to explore the link between recreation disturbance and feeding behavior. I predicted that as
frequency of disturbance increased, the birds would spend less time actively foraging and more time alert. However, data showed no significant relationship between feeding behavior and direct disturbance by human recreators."

"This study addresses how recreation affects wintering
populations of the western snowy plover by examining its feeding behavior at several more heavily used sites in the San Francisco Bay Area, where the relationship between shorebird feeding behavior and recreation has yet to be fully explored."

"Crissy Field is readily accessible by car, foot, bike and public transit. This site has also recently (October 2006) changed from an off-leash to on-leash dog area. For this study, Crissy Field was classified as a high-use recreational site."

"Western snowy plover do not feed at Crissy Field, so data on recreation disturbance and feeding behavior comes from the two Point Reyes National Seashore sites."

"Accessibility is the main factor distinguishing recreational use among the
three beaches. Not surprisingly, the urban study site, Crissy Field, showed the highest and most varied recreational use of all the sites. Crissy Field is the only site at which the birds were not found foraging in the evening, and they are not always at the site. Of six survey dates, they were only on the beach for four of them, and not once were they foraging."

"Therefore, it can be assumed that the absence of foraging western snowy plover at Crissy Field is due to other factors, such as quality of the food source available at the site."

"The first part of the disturbance surveys showed by and large that resting plovers do not react strongly to the presence of recreators. . . . Similarly, no relationship exists between disturbance level and alert time.. . .this is . . . an incredibly weak relationship, and cannot be considered significant."

"This study looked at links between disturbance level and foraging behavior of the western snowy plover at three different beaches in the San Francisco Bay Area. The Crissy Field study site did not provide any relevant results, however, the data from the two Point Reyes study sites do not support the hypothesis that western snowy plovers in more heavily disturbed areas devote less time to actively foraging and more time to being alert. Data show no significant correlation between number of disturbances and time spent actively searching or foraging, or being alert while feeding at dusk. These results suggest that direct recreation disturbance is not as significant as earlier thought, and that links between recreation
and western snowy plover feeding behavior are more subtle. Several possible explanations exist for explaining these relationships. The data suggest that as more disturbances occur, more time is spent on searching than on being alert or foraging. Though not significant, this relationship does bring to mind other possible explanations of the trend indirectly related to recreational use at certain sites."

"Though this study had a range of disturbance levels at each site, feeding habitat was not suitable at Crissy Field and therefore not observed."

"This research project is perhaps more useful as an education tool.”

* * * * * * * * * * * * * *


No more than 3 months after this study was published, the liars that are the GGNRA, using completely biased "research" from the dog-hater Golden Gate Audubon Society, disregarded the study and somehow found that the minuscule amount of interaction between off-leash dogs and Plovers was so great that an "emergency" could be claimed to shut the area down. The use of its "emergency" powers allows the GGNRA to avoid prior public notice and comment before a "significant" or "highly controversial" closure such as this.

Do you want to know what the GGNRA's own science said about dogs and plovers at Crissy Field? Here is the summary and additional proof (from the mouths of the law-breakers) that no emergency exists in order to avoid the democratic process of public notice and public commment:

"From the 29 surveys conducted from September 21, 2006 - April 18, 2007, the following summary statistics were calculated . . . There were . . . no observations of dogs chasing Snowy Plovers." (National Park Service, June 29, 2007)



So here's the proof. The very people in charge of our parks continue to break the law in order to advance their anti-dog agenda. Only court action will again reverse their lawlessness.

Andrew and I are heading out to Crissy Field in a minute! (You got to fight for your right to party!)

Karazan Satchel, Esquire

Thursday, September 13, 2007

GGNRA, Go Away! (Part 2)


Well, Andrew and I have looked at the question of whether an "emergency situation[]" exists under 36 C.F.R Section 1.5 such that Lyin Brian O'Neill can get away with shutting down portions of the beaches we hang 'round.

We've looked at the recent science and the law, and it just doesn't work for the GGNRA. There just ain't no emergency on this "non-critical" habitat for them Plovers. It doesn't even pass the sniff test.

So, again, we must conclude the GGNRA is acting illegally. We've come up with a theme song to rid the area of these despots once and for all. It goes to the tune of "Home on the Range". Everybody sing along now

NO MORE GGNRA


In the frontyard of my home
Where no plovers roam
Where no dogs should be allowed to play
Where seldom is heard
An encouraging word
It's City property, let's take it away

Home of the GGNRA
Where the Rangers and Park Police play
Such sadistic games
Under Lyin Brian's reign
Thank dog Judge Alsup's just a heartbeat away

No more home of the GGNRA
It's time those liars went away
Send O'Neill to jail
And his enforcers to hell
They'll get along with Satan right swell

No more home for the GGNRA
Send those liars and haters away
Let's take back our land
We don't need the City's hand
Let the dogs get out and play.


Adidos federales.


Satchie