Okay, we know all you Newf people (and even non-Newf people) will be looking for that favorite Christmas (er, Holiday) card soon, and here at Giz-Satch Company, we are making this one time offer of an absolutely beautiful Newfie (Gizzy, of course) set in breath taking Canadian snow. (No need to go to Costco, Phyllis -- you're saving Alan so much money there that he'll be a billionaire in no time.)
While we're offering the card for free, donations will be graciously accepted.
Just send along a comment and we'll let you know where to send your hard earned money. (If you've inherited it, furrget about it -- pay up!)
We are confident you will not find a more beautiful picture for your holiday cards, so much so that we will refund your donations in full upon proof of anything better. (This offer is void in the United States or Canada.)
Enjoy!
CS Rep. Andrew
9 comments:
Stunningly beautiful -- it looks like a painting.
JB
Satchel,
Your buddy is really quite remarkable (and you're not to be either).
Best wishes,
2Bobs
Wow, that is one incredible friend you have Satch.
Augie
Where do I send my money and how do I know Andrew won't eat it?
Frampton
Hey Satch, where have you been. We haven't seen you at Crissy Field in a while.
Flanaghan the Newfie
Satchel,
Your buddy is gorgeous.
Love,
Kay & Elmo
What a beautiful boy!
Thanks for all the nice comments! and thanks Satch & Drew for putting me on your blog. Mom says all this attention is going to my head. Anyone interested in becoming my agent? ..Satch? ...Drew?...Penny?
Giz
Hey Satchie --
How ya doin?
Gizzy is just fantastic -- he looks like half you and half Jack.
Tony
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