Thursday, November 20, 2008
A Conversation, Part Two
S: "I'm not talkin to you."
A: "I'm not talkin to you either. How come?"
S: "I dunno, but humans say that all the time."
S: "You did make a fool of yourself fawning over Bella, licking her ears, licking her face, snuggling up to her."
A: "She digs me. We're gonna have puppies."
S: "Puppies!! You can't even get to your water bowl without tripping."
A: "Oh, yeah. What do you think Gizzy and Hummer are doing?"
S: "Something better than this; something fun."
A: "So what do you like to do for fun."
S: "I told you last time; after four years I still don't know, but this isn't it."
A: "He's telling us to 'come'."
S: "Don't listen and don't turn you head. He's just trying to use the image-taking thing without our prior written consent."
A: "What's that?"
S: "Don't worry 'bout it; just keeping looking away."
A: "Now he's yelling at us."
S: "Yes, our work here is almost done. Just relax until he talks about having a 'headache'. I love it when I hear that."
A: "Hey, aren't we talking?"
S: "Of course! I'd never really stoop to being like a human."
A: "I miss Bella; she's Newfylicious."
S: "Oh young one, you're giving me a headache."
A: "Scoldy boy"
S: "You got that right."
A: "Hey, he used that word about his head hurting."
S: "Now you know why they call us 'working dogs'."