Satchie The Scoldy Newfie

Satchie, the scoldy Newfie
had a very shiny coat.
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say it glows.

All of the other Newfies
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Satchie
join in any Newfie games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
"Satchie with your coat so bright,
won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

Then all the Newfies loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
Satchie the Scoldy Newfie,
you'll go down in history!

(Yeah, we're hurting for material! But seriously, Happy Birthday Axl!!!!!!!!)