Thursday, July 3, 2008

Satchie's Theme (This Ain't An After-School Special)

This is my theme song and I'm sticking to it!

Nothin' 'Bout Me

"Lay my head on the groomer's table
Take my pawprints if you are able
Pick my chain, pick my collar
Steal my Newf coins and come back for a dollar
Run every kind of test from 'A' to 'Z'
And you'll still know nothin' 'bout me.

"Run my name through your computer
Mention me in passing to your judge's tutor (he needs one)
Check my records, check my facts
Check if I paid my Newfie tax
Pour over everything in my pedigree
But you'll still know nothin' 'bout me

"You don't need to read no books on my history
I'm a Karazan Newf, it's no big mystery
In the cold weather, I don't need a glove
At times like this, a Scoldy Boy like me needs love.

"Search my house with a fine tooth comb
Turn over everything 'cause I won't be home
Set up your microscope, and tell me what you see
Because you'll still know nothin' 'bout me
You'll still know nothin' 'bout me
You'll still know zip a-bout me."

I'm Karazan Satchie


Gizmosav said...


hmmm where have I heard that before?

Hummer said...

I think we've got the sting on Satchie. Leave it to me, buddy, at the next dog show, you an me are gonna scope out a couple a little ladies, maybe some Standard Ok Newfies, or maybe some of them exotic Bearnese Mountain Dogs, and that should staighten out the situation. That's me, your buddy Hummer, always thinkin', hehe.

JB said...

Yep, it's scoldy boy at large.