Monday, December 24, 2007

Coal In My Stocking



Okay, enough.

I'm so serious about this adoption thing that I'm running away tonight, with good cause, as set forth below:

Yesterday, we again get dragged up to the kennels and put into the fenced-in pasture while he plays with the pups, takes Paris for a walk, takes Gaia for a walk, takes Baylo for a walk, takes Murray (come on Louie was a much better name) for a walk, and generally disregards us for several hours. I'm at an utter loss over this go up to the kennels so he can play with other Newfies!!!! Aunt Heidi is witness to this cruel and unusual punishment. So, as you can see, the ride home was rather depressing. (Is it true vets prescribe Prozac for dogs?)

Then, today, in some sort of sadistic, humanistic ritual, he puts collars with bells on us and "Santa" hats and takes pictures so the whole world can view our humiliation and degradation. I'd have preferred two slabs of coal in a stocking. And he thinks I'm showing this weekend when Andrew has a hall pass? Ha!!

Tonight, I'm packing up my stuff, putting a leash on Andrew, and getting out of here. I'm not sure where we're going but anywhere else must be better (not them kennels though).


Sigh,

Satchie

3 comments:

JB said...

Poor Satchel. Maybe you'll get something you like for Christmas. Happy holidays!!


JB

Randi said...

Hi Satchel!

You can come down to San Diego & hang out with me! Just take the 101 & head south! Or hop on the amtrack!

I promise my peoples won't put you in a kennel & play with others...thats not nice to do on Christmas!

Love & Licks,
Randi

ps..if you need any more encouragment, my 4legged grandparents have neighbors with 2 newfies!

JB said...

Satchel

That is just about the saddest picture. Cheer up buddy.


JB