Sunday, October 21, 2007
Get A Headstart On The Holidays
Okay, we know all you Newf people (and even non-Newf people) will be looking for that favorite Christmas (er, Holiday) card soon, and here at Giz-Satch Company, we are making this one time offer of an absolutely beautiful Newfie (Gizzy, of course) set in breath taking Canadian snow. (No need to go to Costco, Phyllis -- you're saving Alan so much money there that he'll be a billionaire in no time.)
While we're offering the card for free, donations will be graciously accepted.
Just send along a comment and we'll let you know where to send your hard earned money. (If you've inherited it, furrget about it -- pay up!)
We are confident you will not find a more beautiful picture for your holiday cards, so much so that we will refund your donations in full upon proof of anything better. (This offer is void in the United States or Canada.)
CS Rep. Andrew